The Eagles Suck.com!

Filthy-delphia Pistolvania : the only place on Earth where winning isn't good enough.

The owners, the players, the commentators, and the fans all know - winning means nothing in Philly. Because year after year after year, all the regular season wins in the world, just add up to postseason failures. Fans cannot even enjoy regular season victories because they know impending doom is right around the corner for them, and heartbreak is at their doorstep. That is the life of an Eagles fan, a Phillies fan, a Flyers fan, and a Sixers fan.

Philly teams perpetually insist on being Rocky - the underdog who fights back for the championship. But they all forgot: Rocky was just a movie. Championships in real life are much harder to win.

Now is your opportunity to own a little piece of this Philly Suckery: 
Wear your "The Eagles Suck.com" t-shirt to a game; hang that flag in your man cave; stick "The Eagles Suck.com" sticker on your whip; snuggle with "The Eagles Suck.com" teddy bear for comfort and warmth right after the Eagles' get eliminated by the Packers!

It is official and everyone now knows it: The Eagles Suck.com!